🚨🎧 SPOTIFY JUST UNLEASHED A TIME-TRAVELING AI, AND IT'S GOT YOUR BACK!!! 🎤🔥 Hold onto your headphones, fam! Spotify is doing the ultimate brain flex 💪 and launching a new feature called **Recaps**, like when your mom tries to explain the plot of a movie you already forgot after 10 minutes. You’ll never have to hit that pesky rewind button again—say goodbye to the scroll of shame! 📚➡️⏪💀 ✨ So, what's the tea? After you drown in 15-20 minutes of a juicy audiobook, Recaps will whip up a hot summary like Gordon Ramsay cooking on MasterChef. 🍳 This is basically Spotify's “previously on” for your earholes! 🎉 But wait, only in ENGLISH for now? Guess we're all just living in the cringe zone for languages other than Shakespeare's native tongue. 🤦‍♂️💬 Caught in a web of audiobook indecision? J.H. Markert says it's like “an audio bookmark that speaks,” which sounds like my therapist—but less judgmental. 💼👩‍⚕️😅 **Leaked Spotify Dev Quote:** “Honestly, we thought people just liked staring at their phones, but apparently, they want to listen too? 🤔” Prediction Alert 🚀: In 2024, Spotify will start recommending audiobooks based on your *emotions*, but only when you cry the most. 😢📈 MARK MY WORDS! Share this so your friends can get the *Recap* of their life! 🤡💖 #SpotifyIsNowYourTherapist