“Teenagers just bagged $6M for AI pesticides 💰🌿, now Paul Graham can’t stop simpin’ 😂💀 #TechDaddies”
👀🚨 Hold onto your pitchforks, folks, because we got TEENAGE FOUNDERS trying to save agriculture with AI and gaining Paul Graham's blessing like they’re some kinda *executive level* Squid Game champions. 💰💀💪 💡 So picture this: two nerds waltz into PG’s backyard like, “Hey dude, let’s reinvent pesticides. It’ll be lit!” 🌱✨ The result? $6M in seed funding and a company called **Bindwell**. Sounds like a name for a hipster coffee shop in Silicon Valley, not a pesticide startup, amirite? 🤷♂️😂 Imagine telling your homies, “Yeah, I’m working with AI to design better pesticides.” They would probably roast you for being a wannabe Elon Musk. 🤖🔥 But not these kids! They’re out here redefining *crop protection* while we’re still figuring out how to protect ourselves from our own bad decisions. 🤡 Leaked quote from Paul Graham: “I thought it was a joke until they showed me the slide with the cute cartoon bug getting *rekt*.” (seriously, that’s probably a vibe, no cap) 🙌 🌟 Hot take? If Bindwell’s AI can help farmers stop using toxic gunk, I’m all for it! But at the same time, I can't help but think... what’s next? AI to help design the perfect avocado toast? 🥑😤 #stonks #investorlife #thisisfine 🚀💥🔥
