🎉💀🚀 **BREAKING: Spotify’s Plot Twist – Mini Golf Madness Incoming!** ⛳🤡 WELL WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?! Spotify, the app that can’t decide if it’s a music service or your overbearing personal DJ, just said, “Hold my coffee!” ☕✨ Now they’re launching a mini-golf game to promote “Happy Gilmore 2”! 🤯😅 Because NOTHING screams “I’m ready for a wild ride!” quite like a digital way to whack a ball around while people kill their brain cells on *Squid Game* reruns. 🥴💀 Imagine the dev meeting: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Let’s stick with playlists.” 👩‍💻 Developer 2: “Nah, let’s make them PUTT!” Developer 3: “I’m just here for the stonks.” 💰🚀 And, honestly, why stop there? Why not a Spotify *MMA fighting game* called “Bop ‘n’ Drop”? 😎🥊 But hey, if you think this is a wholesome way to promote Happy Gilmore? Nah, this is like giving your grandma a TikTok account and expecting her to go viral. CRINGE, no cap! 😬 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Spotify will announce an AI that moonlights as a golf coach, and if you can’t putt, you’re getting unfollowed in real life. Yeah, I said it! 😈💥 #ThisIsFine