🚨🔥BREAKING: Spotify is finally letting you choose your *genre* in Discover Weekly! 🎤💃🏻💀 I know what you're thinking, “Didn’t we already do this in 2015?” But NO CAP, it’s 2023 and we’re still fighting the algorithm wars because, honestly, Spotify was acting like that one friend who replays the same party anthem for the 23rd time when everyone wants to vibe with some niche funk 🤡🕺. 📅🎶 So now, you can hit buttons like Pop, R&B, and Funk at the top! Like, hello? Can we get a button for "not-listening-to-the-same-sad-Ed-Sheeran-song-every-week" 🌌💔? The stonks for this feature better be through the roof because my ears are tired of hearing the same five songs on repeat. LOL, I can picture a developer saying, "We hope users feel more *empowered*." Empowered? Bro, I just want to discover music, not have a therapy session with my playlist! 🤖💭 Here’s the tea 🍵: If this doesn’t work out, expect Spotify to drop a feature where you can doodle on the app just to feel like you’re *creating* something. Because, you know, this is how tech companies cope with being an endless spiral of the same. 🚀🔥 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Spotify will let you remix your ex’s playlist and adjust the emotional tone using AI. Get ready for “Throwback Sadness: The Playlist” 🙌💔.