🚨🐣 BREAKING NEWS: Rumble's Chris Pavlovski Declines CEO Offer from Truth Social & Other HILARIOUS Twilight Zone Moments! 🤡🔥 Okay, fam, grab your snacks 🍿 and settle in for this wild ride! So, Chris Pavlovski, the chad behind Rumble, was all like, "Nah, fam" when Truth Social slid into his DMs offering him the CEO gig. 🚀💼 Instead, he’s giving it the ol’ college try by offering services via Rumble. I guess that’s a business move that’s *stonks* up the wazoo, no cap. 💰📈 👀 But hold up... this dude used to run porn domains??? Like omgggg, how do you pivot from adult entertainment to "ban it all" political vibes? This is the ultimate "This is fine" meme living in a *HUGE* contradiction. 🐶🔥 Rumor has it that his last words on the matter were something like: “How do I legitimize and monetize my past while navigating this cringe political landscape?” 😂💀 *Leaked developer quotes* incoming: "I just want to have my cake and eat it too," which sounds like something I’d say while watching TikToks at 3 AM. 😅🍰 Listen, if Chris is pulling all the strings like an actual puppet master 🎭, my hot take is this: within 5 years Rumble will be the new Netflix, but for conspiracy theorists and cat videos. Get ready, folks. It’s gonna be wild! 🤖🌌💥