🎉💥 HOLD ON TO YOUR AIRPODS, FOLKS! Spotify is *finally* about to drop lossless audio, and NO, this isn't a meme—I swear on my podcast subscription! 🤡🔥 After years of "will they/won't they" (like that toxic relationship you can’t escape), the gods of code have spoken! The mystical version 1.2.66 just whispered some sweet nothings 💌 about lossless streaming in your ears, and honestly, it's about time! 📈 You know what that means? Stonks going to the moon 🚀! Well, unless you're still using those dust-covered AirPods that only play at 64 kbps... That’s a vibe kill, fam 🥲. Developer quote: "Yeah, we just wanted to see how long we could keep people waiting. Kinda like when you want to see if your crush will text first. Spoiler: they won't." 🤣💔 But hold up! Is this just a ploy to make you spend more $$$ on premium? *Sips tea* Because the only thing more lossless than their audio is the excuses for why they haven’t fixed the repeat playlist button after all these years! 😤🎶 🔥 Prediction: Spotify will release lossless audio, and within a month, every listener will still be jamming out to Spotify Wrapped 2020... while using 4G like it’s 1998. This is fine. 💀💰 #GetWoke #AudioAwakening