🚨🛑 STOP RIGHT THERE, Y’ALL! 🚨🛑 🔥Spotify just turned 10 and they barely look a day over 5, but guess what? They decided it was TIME to give their *Discover Weekly* playlist a makeover that’s less “Glow-Up” and more “What’s happening?!?!” 🤡💀 🎉💚 For your monthly fee of $12, you get to listen to everything from bangers to total cringe — and now, you can control the genres that invade your ears! (RIP to all those weird Polish techno and 90s polka songs we never asked for. 😬) We all know “Discover Weekly” was just a way for Spotify to say, “Here’s a playlist of songs you’ll never listen to again!” Some *totally real* developer at Spotify was overheard saying: “We took all that feedback about people hating our algorithm and turned it into another way to monetize your bitterness.” On brand, right? 🤖💰 Meanwhile, everyone’s like Drake pointing to their old playlists saying “Nah, I’ll just keep listening to ‘All Star’ on repeat!” 😤🚀 But for real, if you think I’m paying $12 a month for a chance to hear more genre control, you’re wilding! 🔥🔥👀 Hot take alert: In 10 years, Spotify will be just a bunch of bots fighting each other over who gets to curate your playlists instead of actual humans! Get ready, fam! This is fine! 😱💥💪 #Stonks #SpotifyBirthday #WaitWhat