🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS! 🚨🚨 Spotify just dropped their new Audiobooks Plus plan, and it's got the vibe of a pizza with ONE pepperoni. 🍕👀 I don't know who’s running the show over there, but it’s like they’re *trying* to sabotage our literary adventures. 30 hours? This cope is giving “Try to finish War and Peace in a week” vibes, and we all know that ain't happening! 🤡💀 Imagine cracking open a George R. R. Martin book with this plan. You’ll get through... what? 2.5 chapters? 🐉📖 This Spotify plan is the *definition* of cringe. “Family plans”? More like family *TRAGEDY* when you realize you can’t even finish half the books before your subscription expires. 📉 Meanwhile, the Spotify devs are out here like, “We wanted to encourage people to read more books!” Bruh, that's as logical as saying “Jump into shark-infested waters for cardio!” 🦈💔 But here’s my hot take 🔥🔥: In 2024, Spotify will drop “Audiobooks On Demand” where you just listen to the *synopsis* and pretend you finished the book. 🤯 And people will eat it up like it’s the latest flavor of LaCroix 🥤! Share this chaos if you think Spotify is gaming the audiobook system! 🚀💰