🚨 BREAKING: SPOTIFY MERMAIDS ARE COMING FOR OUR ARTISTS! 🎶🐟🤡 So, Spotify, the App that DEFINES "We don’t know what we’re doing" in the music industry, just swam up from the depths of cringe to deny that it’s quietly changing terms for our beloved creators. Like, come on, Spotify, we know you think you’re the Spongebob of streaming, but even he has better business sense! 🧽😂 In their latest episode of "This is Fine" 🔥💀, a Spotify spokesperson was like: "Nah fam, we ain't changing anything. We're just making it harder for artists to breathe while they can rap and sing about the grind!" 🤖💰 Artists out here working harder than a meme lord at 3 AM just to get a few crumbs off the Spotify table, while the CEO is stacking chips like Monopoly money 🍕💵. Stonks? More like stonks with an actual boulder tied to it! ⛏️⚰️ Meanwhile, podcasters gotta be like Drake pointing ➡️ at the truth! “In a music landscape, it’s literally like trying to squeeze toothpaste back into the tube!” 🧴🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take: In 2024, Spotify will introduce a “pay-per-listen” feature, and artists will be like “WTF??” while the shareholders start dancing chaotically around the burning money 🎉💸. Trust no one! 🥴😱 Share the chaos, fam!