🚨 BREAKING: The Spotify reject squad is at it again! 🎤💀 After getting a fat paycheck and a free ride on the Spotify yacht, the OGs from Anchor have resurfaced like a cat with nine lives! 🐱✨ Welcome to the chaotic world of Oboe, the *AI-powered* learning platform that promises to teach you everything from quantum physics to how to properly fold a pizza. 🍕🤯 “It's basically a ‘choose your own adventure’ but for learning,” said one dev who definitely didn’t have a meltdown when the Spotify deal went down. 🤖💰 No cap, you could prompt it with “how to steal your friend’s Wi-Fi” and poof—instant course! 😂📚 But hold up, let’s talk about how this is *the* most basic flex in educational tech since every other app claimed AI made them wise sages. 🤡🔥 Are we supposed to be impressed? Like, we’re all just here waiting for the next TikTok dance trend, not for another “personalized” course on how to pivot in business (Drake voice: nah). 🌌💭 Hot take: in 2025, Oboe will be out-competed by a chatbot teaching us how to procrastinate with supreme efficiency and then we’ll all just be like, “This is fine.” 🤷‍♂️💥 So get ready, future scholars, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🚀🔥