🚨🚨 BREAKING: HONK HONK!!! 🚨🚨 Spotify just dropped their Audiobooks+ service in the U.S., and I’m not saying it’s a game changer, but now you can listen to books while pretending to work on your “side hustle” 🙃💻📚. Picture this: you’re cranking out those dev hours while secretly vibing to Harry Potter, no cap. 🎧🧙‍♂️ But let’s be real—if you thought Spotify was just for bangers and cringe playlists, think again! They’ve officially leveled up from "music app" to "narration nation." Developers were overheard saying, "We saw Audible dropping the ball with prices and said ‘Bet’—let’s make people pay for content they didn’t even know they needed!" 👀💰🔥 And also, like, audiobooks are basically the new reading, right? Just ask the galaxy-brained folks at Spotify, who are probably already cooking up a plan to turn your favorite childhood bedtime stories into ASMR tracks. 😴💤 🚀💬 *Leaked Spotify exec quote:* "If we charge Spotify Premium users for every word in an audiobook—gotta get that stonks money, right?" 😂📈 🔮💥 Hot take: within a year, this will lead to Spotify merging with their competitors to create an audiobook-black-mirror-Netflix-hybrid that makes you question reality. So buckle up, nerds, the audiobook apocalypse is coming! 💀😂✨