🚨🎤 HOLD UP, SPOTIFY JUST HIT US WITH THAT AI ‘SLOP’ SHAKEUP! 🤖💥 So, apparently Spotify woke up from its 3-year-long nap 💤 and decided it’s time to clean up the AI dumpster fire on its platform. No cap, they’re teaming up with DDEX to slap some industry standards on all this bot-made bangers nonsense! Like, what next? AI-produced ASMR? 😱👀 👨‍💻 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just want to prevent a flood of music that sounds like a robot's mixtape. It’s getting cringe.” 💀📉 Now, artists can flex and disclose what part of their masterpiece was crafted by Skynet. Is it AI-generated vocals? 🤖 Check. Instrumentals? 📯 Check. The entire song created while the artist was binge-watching Netflix? 🛋️ You better believe it! But wait, there's more! 🎉 Spotify’s also rolling out an impersonation policy. So if your deepfake darling is trying to steal someone else's vibe, you know the drill—ghosting 🥴. 🔥💰 But here's my hot take: In five years, we’ll be handing out Grammy awards to *actual* AI artists. "Stonks," you say? Nah, more like "Robot Raves" are the new EDC! 🎶👾 Share this chaotic news! Let's get it trending! 🚀💀 #AIMusicMadness