🚨🎶 BREAKING: SPOTIFY IS BACK on its DM game, folks! 🎶🚨 And just in time for those price hikes that hit like a surprise pop-up ad! 💸💀 That’s right! Spotify’s like, “Hey, hold my drink 🍹 while I raise your monthly fee for the ‘privilege’ of sending DMs 💌.” Yeah, because sharing your epic sad playlists with strangers was SO necessary! 😩✌️ In a totally NOT-COINCIDENTAL move, Spotify is slapping on custom transitions like they’re trying to convince you that paying **10 more bucks a month** for a stationary music app is a W for humanity. This is fine. 🔥💅 🤖**Leaked Developer Quote**: “We figured if we can slide into your DMs, we can slide into your wallets too. It’s all about the stonks, baby! 📈” Meanwhile, users are out here like Drake pointing to Spotify Wrapped like, “This is what I pay for?!” 😳👎 You know those $15/mo accounts are going to have some **cognitive dissonance** come December. Unhinged prediction: In 2025, Spotify will charge you extra for the “just okay” experience of hearing ads while DM’ing your pals in a virtual reality concert. 👾🚀💀 So buckle up, T-Swift stans—this ride’s about to get wild! 🎢💥💰 #DMsForDollars