🚨 STOP THE PRESS! 🚨 Spotify just decided to upcharge your monthly tunes like it's trying to buy a yacht with your coffee shop budget! 🎶💸 FINALLY, their CEOs can afford those Italian lattes! ☕️💁‍♂️ So here’s the tea: Spotify's pulling a sneaky €1/month price hike across everything except your mom's playlist! That's like taking your “This is Fine” meme and flipping it into “This is Fine, but pay me MORE.” 😂🔥 And guess what? The stonks 📈 are going up, while your wallet 📉 is screaming in agony! 📩 *Leaked email from an angry developer:* “Why are we charging more? I thought we were a music streaming service, not a luxury taxi! 🚕💔” Drake would be pointing to the “NO” option right now, fr fr. 😤 You literally have 1,000 playlists ready to be abandoned while Spotify’s out here like, “pay up, peasant.” 🤡 🛑 Hot Take Alert: If Spotify really wanted to be based, they’d drop the price of ads to grind your ears to dust. Money talks, but I guess Spotify is fluent in “screwing over fans!” 😤🚀 Don't forget to share this brain-melting chaos with your squad—because this isn't just a price hike; this is a meme-fueled catastrophe! 💥💀 #SpotifyStruggles #RIPWallet