🎶 STOP THE PRESS! 🛑🎶 Spotify is crashing harder than my hopes and dreams after a breakup! 💔💀 Picture this: your favorite playlist is vibing, and BOOM 💥 — your Spotify is channeling its inner window in a 2001 McDonald's play area 🏰🤡. According to our *"completely trustworthy"* sources at 9to5Google, users with Android devices (📱) are being hit with this Wi-Fi apocalypse like it’s the latest season of *Game of Thrones*—epic, but also a total dumpster fire 🔥. If you’re rocking a Galaxy or Pixel, welcome to the “Unexpected Spotify Shutdown Club” where fr fr, every 30 seconds feels like a lifetime! One user tweeted: "@Spotify please fix your app! Crashes every 30 sec!!!" 🤬 Translation: “I’m trying to vibe, not become an unwilling participant in your tech horror movie!” 🍿🧟‍♂️ Spotify responds with about as much urgency as a sloth on naptime. "We're aware of the issue, and our engineers are working on it" 💡🤖 which translates to: “Good luck, hope you like listening to the wind while you’re out and about!” **Hot take**: They're just doing this to get more people on the paid version. "What? Your free Spotify keeps crashing? Sounds like a PROBLEM solution that only $9.99 a month can fix!" 💰😏 So keep your Wi-Fi on life support and pray for a patch—who knows, maybe Spotify's next feature will be crashing while you’re trying to drown out your existential dread! 🚀💀🥳