🎶💥 HOLD UP, MUSIC FREAKS! 🎶💥 Spotify’s Discover Weekly just got a makeover more personal than your ex’s “How have you been?” texts! 😂💔😱 Now, YOU get to drop some guidance like it’s a mixtape! Yeah, you heard that right! *This is fine* 🤡🔥 Imagine you’re vibing to the latest potato rock band, and then suddenly you get *suggested* a 60-minute whale sound podcast. Like, come on, Spotify!! 🤦‍♂️ Stop being so *cringe*! Leaked convo between Spotify devs: 😏 Dev 1: “So, what if users could tell Discover Weekly what slaps and what’s just plain trash?” 🤔 Dev 2: “Bruh, we might as well let them pick their own playlist! 🤖” 💰 Dev 1: “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Stonks!!” But let’s be real, if I wanted to curate my music, I’d just keep throwing old Justin Bieber tracks into my playlist until my neighbors file for a restraining order! 😅🔥 In short? Prepare for an algorithm that knows you better than your therapist. Your music taste is about to be as chaotic as your dating history, fam! 🚀✨ PREDICTION: Within a year, everyone’s Discover Weekly will be 90% *Sounds of Silence* covers. Y’all are gonna *seethe* when Spotify goes full emo! 🥲💀 #LetsGo!