🚨📰 HOLD YOUR SONOS SPEAKERS, FOLKS! 📰🚨 Spotify just dropped a feature that lets you follow your fav concert venues like a fangirl stalking her K-Pop bias! 😱👀 Now you can keep tabs on your local stages like you’re a concert hall detective 🕵️‍♂️🎶. “Spotify is basically becoming a concert Tinder," said a developer *who definitely didn’t want their name out there* 💀, “Swipe right for your venue of choice!” 💔🎤 You can now save your hot spots in your library (no cap, that's actually cool 🔥), schedule alerts, and even filter your upcoming shows by genre. So whether you’re into emo kids in eyeliner or country roads that take you home, IS THIS THE FUTURE?! 🤠 But pro tip: 🤖🧠 If the venue is packed with overpriced merch that could fund your retirement, just remember they're all part of the same corporate process. Cope and seethe, but don’t forget to follow for stonks 📈💰! And let’s be honest, if Spotify can track 20,000 venues, they probably know when your ex is getting a beer at the bar. 🍺👀 🚀 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2024, Spotify will announce a “Concert Binge” feature that lets you stream live shows from the bathroom—because who needs to socialize at concerts anyway? 😂✨ #ApocalypseNow