🚀💥 Hold onto your headphones, fam! 🎧💦 Spotify just hit us with the ultimate glow-up: LOSSLESS AUDIO is coming for your eardrums! 😱👂 That’s right, no more living in 128 kbps hell – we're vibing in 24-bit/44.1 kHz FLAC quality now! 🥳✨ 💀💰 Hot take: This is basically Spotify saying, “Hey, remember when you were listening to cringey TikTok remixes in potato quality? Well, *now* you can hear every off-key note of your favorite artists’ cringe!” 😂🔥 🚨Leaked convo time!! 🚨 📞 Spotify Dev: “Are users gonna pay more for this?” 🧑‍🎤 CEO: “Nah, just throw it in for free. They’ll love us for it!” 📞 Spotify Dev: “What if they don’t?” 🧑‍🎤 CEO: “Then we’ll just say it’s a ‘premium feature’ and let the stonks rise.” 📈💸 Drake approved? 🔥 Yes. This is indeed a "no cap" vibe. Now you can flex on your friends who still think *MP3* is top-tier quality. Keep seething, those low-res listeners! 🤖💀 But fr fr, if they disappear next week, we’ll know they were just waiting for us to hit peak audiophile madness. 🎉👽 Unhinged prediction? By 2024, Spotify will start charging extra just to listen to tracks in regular quality. Prove me wrong! 🔮💥