🚨🎤 Stop the presses, fam! Spotify just dropped *500,000* video podcasts, and your grandma's probably streaming them RIGHT NOW. 🤡💀 No cap, 390 million users have hopped on the video pod train, and honestly? That’s a 54% YoY flex! Did someone say “stonks”? 📈🔥 Here’s the tea: Spotify is out here shoving video content down our throats like it's a midnight snack. "I’m just here for the tunes!" says every podcaster ever, as they cringe-watch their faces awkwardly on camera. 🤡😬 *Leaked quote from a Spotify intern*: “We thought, hey, if we can waste people's time with music, why not do it with videos too? 💀” *Drake pointing meme intensifies.* And listen, is it just me, or is every video podcast just an excuse for someone to eat snacks on camera while talking about how they don’t know how to use OBS? 🤔🚀 🔥So here’s my hot take: in five years, every podcast will be a live VR experience where you have to *fight* for the best seat in a digital arena. Don’t @ me! This is the future; see you at the metaverse, losers! 👾💰 #ThisIsFine #VideoPodcastingIsTheFuture #SendHelp