🚨🛒 BREAKING: Instacart just dropped an AI shopping assistant, and I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry! 😂💀 This thing’s here to make your grocery runs as exciting as watching paint dry. You know, just your average Tuesday! 🤡💤 Imagine this: you’re standing in the cereal aisle, contemplating whether Frosted Flakes or Raisin Bran will actually fix your life. 🥴 Enter AI, rolling up like Drake pointing to your proven bad decisions like, "Choose the sugar, my dude!" 💸✨ Stonks on sugary breakfast, amirite? But hold up! This isn’t just any AI; it’s like that one friend who still asks if you want to "go Dutch" on pizza 🍕 but also knows your dietary restrictions better than your mom! 🤖❤️ Just what we needed: a virtual assistant that suggests organic kale while you’re secretly craving ice cream. Seethe! 😩 One "leaked" developer was overheard saying, "We just want to make grocery shopping less of a nightmare. Honestly, who wants to fight their way through the produce section?!" 🥑💪 So, here’s the hot take 🔥: In five years, your AI shopping assistant will seamlessly order all your groceries, including THAT box of wine you thought was hidden from your spouse! 🥂🍷 Get ready for the *future*, fam—it’s either gonna be glorious or a meme-worthy disaster. #ThisIsFine 🤪