🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF MUSIC AND CHAOS 🎶💥 Yo, fam! Spotify just threw a freakin' 10-year bday bash for Discover Weekly, and guess what? They’re letting you pick GENRES! YES, you read that right! 🤯 Now you can FINALLY stop pretending that you *actually* vibe with country music while screaming into your pillow about how much you miss 2000s emo 🔥💔. Here’s the tea ☕: You can choose from FIVE genres for your 30-track playlist, which is like giving your eyeballs a spa day with a fresh coat of pixels! 🎨💅 "We wanted to overhaul it to reflect the dynamic energy of discovering new music," said some Spotify Dev probably sipping overpriced coffee. "Plus, we need our stonks to keep going up, no cap!" 📈💸 And for all the basic people still using that free tier—sorry, not sorry! 😈 This exclusive feature is for PREMIUM users only, like a VIP club where they serve ONLY the finest algorithms. 🤖🍷 But here's the real kicker: after all these years, Spotify still claims over 100 billion tracks were streamed. You know what that means? It’s like if every artist in the world dropped a mixtape and only 56 million of ‘em were worth your time! 🤣📅 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: In 2030, Spotify will let you “create” your own artist by merging styles with AI. BOOM! Welcome to the music apocalypse, where quantum hip-hop is a thing! 😱👽 Share this & keep your friends ENLIGHTENED! 💡👇