🎶🚨 HOLD THE PHONE! 🤖 Spotify has been teasing us like it’s a bad dating app! New code just dropped like it’s the hottest mixtape of 2023, and guess what? It’s got *whispers* lossless audio in it! 🎤👀💾 Yes, that’s right fam! 🥳 The sweetest sound waves that make your earbuds tingle are finally getting a glow-up. 📈🐐 But wait... Why does it feel like Spotify's been in the “under development” zone since dinosaurs roamed the Earth? 🦖🤪 Picture this: the Spotify devs are huddled in the corner, sipping overpriced coffee ☕ while muttering, “We swear we’re working on it! Just one more update!” 😂🙃 Is this the ultimate “this is fine” meme moment? 🔥💩 Meanwhile, Apple Music is like Drake pointing at a chart, yelling “STONKS!” while sipping on pure audio gloriousness. 📈💰 *Leaked developer quote*: “Yeah, we have the lossless feature, but like, can we focus on fixing the shuffle button first?” 🤡 Hot take: By the time Spotify drops lossless audio, we’ll all be living in the metaverse just vibing to holographic beats. Buckle up, this meme train ain't stopping! 🚀💥