🚨 PULL THE ALARM, FOLKS! 🚨 Spotify & Amazon Ads just dropped a collab more surprising than that time Drake left the hot sauce in his hotel room! 🔥💔 (You know you cringed, don’t lie). In a plot twist that even *this is fine* dog can’t handle, Spotify decided to put aside their beef with Amazon Music and join forces for an ad partnership! 🤝💰 You heard me right! Advertisers can now launch their campaigns using Amazon DSP to assault your earholes with endless audio and video ads. Did we ask for this? NO CAP! 🤡 Some leaked quotes from a Spotify Dev claiming, "We realized we were competing with our own FOMO, so we decided to join the cringe train." 🚂💨 I mean, talk about galaxy brain moves. 🤯 Now we’re imagining a dystopian future where bangers get interrupted by ads for socks on Amazon. “Oh yeah, I LOVE this song! Let’s ruin it with a 30-second ad about thermal wear!” 😱 Here’s my hot take: The next update will have a feature where Spotify USERS can submit ads! “Stonks? More like stonks, but make it cringe!” 🤖💀 Best brace yourselves; the only playlist we’ll be grooving to soon is “Ads You Didn’t Ask For.” Get ready to seethe, fam! 🚀💀💸