🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨 SPLX just dropped a brand new product called AI Asset Management, and it’s basically the ‘Harvard of AI security’ (if Harvard were a toddler playing with fire and crayons). 🤡💥💻 Picture this: all your AI models and workflows are roaming around like a toddler in a candy store. SPLX decided that was way too chaotic, so they whipped up a solution that’s like a digital leash for your AI! 🐶💼 You can finally keep tabs on that rogue AI that thinks it's Skynet. Here’s what they’re serving on the tech menu: AI Bill of Materials 🎟️, vulnerability scanning 🕵️‍♂️, and workflow analysis all jammed into one spectacularly overpriced buffet! 💰🔥 According to *totally real* insider sources (aka my neighbor’s cat), “We’re just trying to keep the AI apocalypse at bay... for now.” 😼💀 And let’s be real, if your AI has more mood swings than a middle schooler (looking at you, ChatGPT), you might wanna cop this before it spills your data like a toddler with grape juice on a white couch. So, get ready, fam! 🤖🚀 This is just the beginning. Soon, your AI model will have its own TikTok account, and we’ll be watching it do the Renegade while we’re all seething in the corner. 🤬✨ Prediction: By 2024, AI will be managing your dating life, and we’ll all be ghosted by algorithms instead of humans. This is fine. 🥴💔