🔥🚨 SPLUNKED & CYPHERED! 🚨🔥 Yo tech fam, gather ‘round! You remember that $28 billion glow-up when Cisco decided to swipe right on Splunk? 💸💔 Well, they’re officially building the *Cisco Data Fabric*—kinda like your grandma’s quilting club but for machine data analytics. 🧵💾 Forget Grandma’s knitting; we're talking about knitting together networking vibes with AI magic! 🤖✨ 🔥 The Splunk exec said this merger has *IGNITED* something — like when you set fire to your old projects that never went anywhere! 😅💔 “We’re basically creating a digital tapestry of metrics, but with more 404 errors and existential dread,” he probably didn't say (but like, totally could). 🤡 Look, Cisco's trying to flex in the AI revolution like Drake pointing away from the old-school networking (bruh, can we retire SNMP already?). Embracing machine analytics? Based. But the reality? Cringe. 😬 So keep your eyes peeled, fam, because the only thing that’s going to explode harder than this platform expansion is Cisco’s stock if they don’t fix those UI nightmares! 😂💀 Prediction time: Cisco Data Fabric is gonna end up being the next Google Glass—everyone's gonna hype it up, then we’ll just be like... 😬 "This is fine." 🚀🔥💰 #TechMemeChaos