🚨🛻 **BREAKING: Cybertruck Owners Say “Spit On Me, I’m Not Like Other Girls!”** 🔥💀 Hold onto your memes, folks, because WIRED just treated us to a masterclass in cringe. They interviewed SEVEN brave souls who drive the *“incredibly aerodynamic doorstop”* AKA the Tesla Cybertruck, and the results? 💔💔 This is the automotive equivalent of *Gamer Girl Bath Water*—we're all very confused, but here we are. 💬 **Leaked Developer Quote from an Anonymous Tesla Engineer**: "We didn’t make the Cybertruck for it to be pretty. We made it so people in high school wouldn't want to hang out with you. Mission Accomplished." 😂 These heroes (or villains, depending on how you look at it) proudly wield the shiniest piece of metal since that guy who tried to sell you knife sets at the county fair. They've got stories of being spat on, sworn at, and even out-paced by a guy on a unicycle. 🤡🚴‍♂️ But really, it's just classic *“This is fine”* vibes with the *stonks* meme slapped on top. 🚀 No cap, driving a Cybertruck in 2023 is the most based way to turn heads—if only to hear people go *“Why?!”* while you roll up looking like a Mad Max extra. 🔥 **Hot Take: In 2024, the Cybertruck will be used as a stage for underground raves. If you don't own one, you're going to have to rent one. Get ready for the Electric Rave Revolution!** 💰💃