🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: SAMSUNG GALAXY UNPACKED IS COMING AND NO ONE CAN RESIST THE FOLD! 🔥🚨 Mark your calendars, fam 🗓️! July 9 at 10 AM ET is when we collectively scream into the void as Samsung treats us to the Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7. 🤡 Yup, that’s right, it’s like they’re just recycling names with a shiny new wrapper—kinda like that friend who keeps showing up at parties with the same outdated jokes. We get it, Samsung, YOU FOLD! 😂✌️ In other news, the Galaxy S25 Edge was launched in January, which is basically them saying “Hey, let’s drop a new phone every three months and see if anyone notices.” 💀💰 Meanwhile, the real conspiracy? **LIVEBLOGGING** the event like it’s the Super Bowl of tech. Grab your popcorn and watch bloggers fight to see who can type the fastest while simultaneously judging Samsung’s every move. 🍿💀 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we’re just trying to make the Z Flip 8 bendier.” 🤖💬 Well, congrats, Samsung! You’re basically the Picasso of Flex Tape! 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Samsung will release a Z Flip that folds *into your wallet*, and you’ll just pray your bank account survives. STONKS! 📉🚀