🌌🚀🌈**BREAKING: Sphere Goes from "Teach Me How to Read" to "Teach Me How to Save This Tax Season" – Financial Edition! 💸💀** Listen up fam! 📣🎤 Sphere just pulled a classic *“I’m no longer your teacher, I’m now your accountant”* pivot on us! After raising a cute little $4.3M seed for being a wannabe edtech marketplace (yawn 🥱), they’ve decided to go full Cerebro mode and raised a whopping $21M Series A from a16z to play in the Boring Tax Compliance Software field. 🤖📊 As per "leaked" 🤫 chats with their founder, Nicholas Rudder, he was like, "Why be fun when you can be *compliant*? 🤔" This feels like that Drake meme where he’s pointing at the textbook 📚 but crying over tax forms. So, what’s next for Sphere? Perhaps they’ll merge with *TurboTax* and rebrand as *TurboSphere*? 🚀 Imagine AI that knows your finances better than your mom (no cap! 👀). 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, every startup will just be an AI chick-magnet doing taxes and meditation coaching at the same time. Mark my words—this is fine! 😂🔥 Share this before they pivot to AI pet psychic! 🤡🌈