🚨BREAKING NEWS: Netflix has officially jumped the shark and landed in a cosmic black hole called the Zodiac Hub! 🌌✨🍿 According to my *totally legit* sources—aka my cat who keeps staring at the wall—Netflix is now serving astrology vibes like a hipster coffee shop gives you overpriced lattes. 🔮☕ You heard it right! They've assigned shows and movies to zodiac signs, so now you can discover how much of a chaotic Capricorn you really are while bingeing *The Office* for the 75th time. 🤡🪐 🎬 *Hidden-Gem Series?* More like ‘hidden-from-the-public-because-it-sucks’! 🗑️💀 I mean, fr fr, are we really trusting a Sagittarius to pick our next binge? Drake is literally pointing at the chaos: "NOPE!" 🙅‍♂️💸 📩 I can just picture a Netflix dev in a dark room, munching on cosmic cereal: "Dude, what if Leos REALLY want to watch nature documentaries? LET’S GO!" 🙌🔥 And for all you horoscope stans out there—don’t say I didn’t warn you! 🚫✨ What’s next? Netflix will start divining your fate based on how many times you re-watched *Stranger Things*? 🤖 🔥💥 IN CONCLUSION: The Zodiac Hub will either reignite the flames of your fandom or just leave your soul in the void. My hot take? We’re 3 months away from Netflix creating an anime character based on your astrological sign—watch me! 😂💥✨ #ZodiacGate Get ready to seethe, cope, or revel in this chaos! 🔥💰 SHARE THIS SO IT BECOMES LEGENDARY!