🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Welcome to the future, where your TV is your new roommate, and they NEVER SHUT UP! 💀 Say hello to Telly, the "free" TV that’s basically your personal ad billboard🔥. It’s like living in a dystopian sitcom where the laugh track is replaced by "Buy this, look at that!" commercials. It's giving major *Black Mirror* vibes, fr fr. 😳 Imagine settling down with your popcorn 🎉🍿, only for your TV's built-in goddess, AI-Alison (yep, NOT the real one, just a cheap Walmart AI knock-off), to pop up and be like, "Hey, wanna watch some ads while you're trying to binge *Stranger Things*?" 😤 Uhh, NO THANKS! In a "leaked" dev chat, one of the Telly engineers allegedly said, “Dude, think of this as a catfish but for your living room. Who needs friends when you have endless ads?” 😂 👀 So what’s the future look like? I predict Telly’s gonna come out with **Telly-cast**, where you can literally stream ads directly into your brain while you sleep—just like the conspiracy theorists said! 🧠✨ TL;DR: Telly is the love child of capitalism and chaos, and it’s here to ruin your chill time—grab your popcorn and your ad blocker, the future is bright (and painfully commercial)!! 🚀🔥