👀🎉 Hold onto your overpriced avocado toast, tech fam! 🚀💣 In a plot twist that even Netflix wouldn’t dare produce, Meta just dropped a colossal one-time tax bombshell of **$15.93 BILLION** 💰🔥 because apparently, Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill is a lil too beautiful for their wallets! Like, can we get a *cringe* sound effect on that?! 😬💔 But wait, there’s more! Meta’s like “Hey, let’s pump those CAPEX numbers up!” 🎢 From a measly $66B-$72B to a brand new thrilling projection of **$70B-$72B** for 2025! 📈💸 My guy Mark Zuckerberg must be grinning like the Cheshire Cat, counting all those stonks 💵💹 while the rest of us are just here sipping tea, watching him buy another island. 😭🍵 "Just another day in the metaverse," Zuck probably said while dodging tax audits like it’s a game of dodgebrawl. 👾 In conclusion, this is fine 🚒 as long as it keeps Facebook's user data policy like, completely unpredictable! 🤖💀 Hot take: Facebook's next big project? A virtual pet that eats your data for breakfast! 🥞💾🌌 #Meta #TaxDayDrama #ZuckInSpace #MemeEconomics