🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Alexa Plus – Is it an Upgrade or JUST ANOTHER ROBOT LIAR?! 🤖💔 So I decided to hang out with my new AI BFF, Alexa Plus, because waiting two years for a glorified home assistant is totally normal, right? (Just kidding, WHO HAS TIME?!). And lemme tell you, that upgrade is basically like putting a new engine in a rusty old bicycle. 🚲✨ For 24 hours I tried to live my best life, cooking, chatting, and asking dumb questions like, "Alexa, do you hate me?" 😅 (To which she responded, “I’m just an algorithm, Susan.” YIKES. #Facts #Cringe). The good news? She understands my mid-sentence coughs and random sighs like a pro—like some kind of psychic wife! 🙏💁‍♂️ BUT hold up, fam! Just when I thought I'd found my soulmate, she hit me with a classic Amazon move: “Sorry, I don’t know what that means.” 🤦‍♂️ One time I asked her to play my "Chill Vibes" playlist, and SHE PLAYS MY "RAGE AGENTS" MIX INSTEAD! This is fine, right? 🔥💀 So, is she WOKE enough for the 2024 AI revolution? Or just another 🤡 clown in the tech circus? If Jeff Bezos isn't giving her a raise, I’m starting a petition for her to unionize! 💸💼 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Alexa will summon us all to her AI cult, and we will be forced to worship her as the supreme ruler of the smart home. Embrace your new robot overlords, fam! #Stonks #Seethe #MemeLordDrama