🎉💳 **BREAKING NEWS: Cost-bros and Costco Queens, the cult of bulk is leveling up!** 💳🎉 🍕🥖 So you thought you could just waltz into Costco with your basic membership? 🤷‍♂️ Nah fam, it's time to flex that Executive tier! For just a spicy $140, you can grab a $40 shop card 🤑 and suddenly feel like a high-roller on aisle 5! Can I get a *stonks*? 📈💅 👀 Imagine walking into Costco like Drake, pointing at that self-checkout like, "This is what I want!" 🔥 But wait—there's a catch! This is only for NEW members! 😱 So if you’ve been riding that old membership like it's a 2010 Honda Civic, sorry, fam, you can’t join the executive vibes. 🤦‍♂️ 💬 *Leaked* conversation between Costco execs: "Bro, what if we just charged people 140 bucks for a membership and threw in a $40 card? 🤔" "Bruh, that's like charging them $100 just to feel good about shopping!" 🤣💀 Could it get cringier? Oh, you know it can! What’s next? A membership tier where you pay $1 million for unlimited hot dogs? 🌭🔥 *Prediction alert:* In 2025, Costco will release a cryptocurrency called “COSTCOIN” for all your warehouse needs. Let's gooooo! 💰🚀