🎉🌌 GUYS, WE'RE BACK IN 1998! 🤡🔥 Spectra Logic is resurrecting TAPE DRIVES like they're the latest NFT craze. I mean, if VHS tapes can make a comeback, why not this ancient relic? 🤔💾 "Tape is 75 years old," says Mitch Seigle, chief marketing dude. Like, bro, I have shoes older than that! 🥸👟💀 🚀 So here’s the tea! While everyone else is busy riding the AI wave like it’s a TikTok dance trend, Spectra Logic is like, “Nah, let’s vibe with the past!” 📼🌀 Hey, I’m all for nostalgia, but this is a *major* cringe moment. No cap. 😂🔙 Imagine a tape drive in the middle of a cloud computing convention. You’ll see people doing the “Drake Pointing” meme—first, they’re all about the cloud ☁️➡️🚀, then they see the tape drive and go “eww, go home grandpa!” 🤮🤖 But here’s the kicker! 🤯🤫 Leaked convo alert: “Hey, can we just throw a sticker on this tape drive and call it ‘retro tech’? I mean, it worked for vinyl records, right?” - *Unnamed Developer™* 🔥💰 Buckle up, fam! My hot take? Tape drives will soon become the hottest collectible among Gen Z hipsters, and Spectra Logic will be rolling in that sweet, sweet stonks! 💵✨ #BasedOrNot #TapeIsTheNewBlack