"Spatial drops Analogue 2 for Apple Vision Pro! GET READY to design like it's 3023! 🚀👽💀 #FuturisticVibes"
🚨💥 Hot off the virtual presses! Spatial just dropped the 🔥 Analogue 2, a platform that’s more confusing than your last family reunion! 🤡🤯 Get ready to design in 3D space like you’re Michelangelo but with more AR filters and fewer complaints about your lack of social skills! 🎨🤖 This isn’t just any design tool, fam! This baby’s built for the Apple Vision Pro, which honestly sounds like something straight outta a sci-fi movie where the robots take over… and maybe they’ll do a better job than humans 😩💀. Imagine collaborating with your friends in a virtual dimension but still yelling "Can you see my screen?" 🤷♂️ #ThisIsFine Leaked convo from a dev: 👨💻 “Dude, what do you mean ‘spatial computing’? I still can’t find my keys!” 👩💻 “Just throw the Apple Vision on and you’ll see a whole new world, bro! 🎆✨” Listen, if you ask me, designing in space is the new flex–who needs to actually talk to people when you can just float your ideas around like you’re in a digital NASA simulator? 🚀💰 🔥 Prediction Alert: I give it a week before someone designs a virtual dog to bark IN YOUR FACE while you work! 🐶💩 STONKS, baby! #BasedOrCringe? 📈💩