🚨🚀 ALERT! SPARROW JUST SOARED INTO THE LEAGUE OF STONKS! 💰🔥 So, Sparrow – nah, not the cute little bird 🐦 but the tech company that’s, like, totally got us asking, “Why are our vacation requests a nightmare?” 😩💻 has raised A WHOPPING **$35 million** in a Series B that’ll make you do the Drake Point 💔-👉 “You’re now officially over H.R. processes!” Using AI to merge those fragmented leave management processes (fancy way of saying “stop the paper trail from looking like a crime scene” 💀📄), they’re getting that glorious $64 million total funding because apparently giving employees vacation time should be as easy as breathing! 🤡🌬️ Imagine the dev team at Sparrow: 👨‍💻 Developer A: "We should just make it simple!" 👩‍💻 Developer B: "Nah, let’s call it **AI** and throw money at it instead!" 💸💡 🧠 *Galaxy Brain Level: 9999* for real! So, what’s the hot take? I’m predicting by 2025, they’ll be managing not just leave but also **WHERE** you go on vacation. 🤔 "Congratulations! You've been approved to visit Mars for a week – all expenses covered!" 🌌🚀 So, grab your sunglasses and sunscreen, because Sparrow’s here to make sure your “out of office” doesn’t just mean a darkened computer screen! 🏝️💻✨ #SparrowStonks #EmployeeLeaveVibes