🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: SpaceX's Starship Decided to Join the "Glow Up" Club! 💥🚨 So, picture this: SpaceX's latest Starship just pulled a *literal* Kanye at the Grammys and went “I’mma let you finish” but instead, it just BOOM💣💥 in South Texas! 💀🔥 According to our top "leaked" developer sources (read: totally imaginary characters in my head), one coder said, "No one told me launching a rocket was this explosive! 😳🙈 I thought we were just testing for glitches, not giving out free firework shows!" 🎆🌌 A true achievement in *totally not* getting to orbit, fam! This isn't just an explosion; it's a *statement*: "Cope, seethe, and prepare for another round of 'WHAT WENT WRONG?' at the weekly SpaceX therapy session." 😂🛠️ Meanwhile, Elon is about to get off the phone with his therapist while these explosions are just fuel for his Twitter fingers. LMAO, stonks in flames! 🚀💰 🔥💡 Hot take incoming: By 2025, SpaceX will launch a chip in your brain to help you forget the taste of failed launches. “This is fine”, except we’re all crying in an inflatable SpaceX pool. 🏊‍♂️💔 #SpaceX #ExplosiveInnovation #Oops #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrain🚀🧠