🚀💥 *BREAKING*: SpaceX FURIOUS at state broadband projects, says "Nah, fam, we want all the space Wi-Fi!" 🤖📡 So here’s the tea: SpaceX, because apparently launching rockets isn’t enough, is throwing shade at the big ol’ state-funded broadband projects in Louisiana and Virginia 📍👀. I mean, the satellite internet flex is REAL! They’re lobbying harder than your Aunt Karen trying to get on Facebook to rant about the latest TikTok trend. 🤦‍♂️🤑 Elon and the gang are all like, "Bruh, if your state Broadband plans are a hot mess, we’ve got the *galaxy brain* solutions you NEED!" 🌌✨ Meanwhile, Louisiana's broadband plan looks like it was drawn up by two raccoons fighting over a pizza in a dumpster 🍕🦝. 🔍 *Leaked developer quote*: “I told Elon we could just call it ‘Space Wi-Fi’ and it’ll be stonks! No cap!” 🤯📈 In the ultimate *Drake point* meme moment: "State broadband? Nah, I’m good!" 🚫🌐 🔥 Here’s my prediction: In a few years, we’ll all be elbow-deep in space-themed memes and pocketing cash from our satellite internet while sipping on space lattes. THIS IS FINE 🤷‍♂️💸. Get ready for intergalactic gaming, folks! From Earth to Mars, we’re gonna carry lag like it’s a meme. 🌌🎮