🚀💀 Hold onto your WiFi routers, fam! SpaceX just threw MORE THAN 10,000 SATELLITES into the wild like it’s a Black Friday sale at Best Buy! 🛒🔥 Yup, you heard that right. Elon *"I can’t stop launching sh*t into space"* Musk officially hit a milestone that makes the rest of us look like we’re still trying to get Windows 95 to work. 🎉💰 On a recent Sunday, they launched two Falcon 9 rockets (yes, they definitely stole that name from a superhero) popping out 28 Starlink satellites each like it’s a piñata full of internet dreams. 🪅 But like, are we just gonna pretend that Elon isn’t trying to be the intergalactic WiFi overlord?? 🤖 Imagine him in his control room, rolling dice saying: “More satellites = more stonks” 💹🔥. I can hear a dev mumbling “Dude, should we ask if that’s enough bandwidth?” They just looked out the window at the 10,000+ satellites and said, “This is fine.” 🔥🤡 Also, hot take: these satellites are actually just TikTok recommendation algorithms orbiting the Earth. Soon, we’ll be scrolling through “Pastel Cats in Space” on our way to work, no cap!!! 👽🚀 Don't sleep on this one! Share this chaotic cosmic saga with your friends! 🌌✨