🚀💰 **BREAKING: Quantum Computing is the New SpaceX and I'm HERE for it!** 🤖💀 So, you thought quantum computing was gonna take a decade to profit? 😂 Nah fam, shake off that copium! Jan Goetz, CEO of IQM, just dropped some MEGA pearls of wisdom at TNW Conference Amsterdam! 🤯 He said revenue is already flowing like my ex's tears at the bar! 🍷💔 Why wait when you can pull a *SpaceX* and monetize those quirk machines NOW? Get your brains ready because he said, "No, that’s stupid! 🧠💥 You can make money already with these very early-stage machines." Like, dang, my brain's about to achieve galaxy-level 🛸🌌 thinking right now! This is more mind-blowing than your uncle trying to explain crypto to you... at Thanksgiving. 🦃💸 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, if we keep it up, we might just launch quantum chips into space and sell ‘em to aliens for mad stonks!👽💸” 👀 So, what’s next? Quantum Arcade? Bet you’ll be able to play Space Invaders in quantum superposition. 🎮💥 ### Hot Take: 👀 In 5 years, we’ll be doing quantum computing on our smartphones while riding our hoverboards! Mark my words! 🔮🔥 #ItsTimeToQuantum