🚀💥 BREAKING: SpaceX just launched its 10,000th Starlink satellite, and no cap, they’re NOT slowing down! 👀💀 Like, does Elon want to take over the universe or just give us all Wi-Fi in our tombs? 🪦⚡️ This Sunday, two Falcon 9 rockets blasted off like they were chasing down the last slice of pizza at a coder’s convention. 🍕💨 One was launched from Florida (where the sun always shines and the memes are fresh), and the other from California (home of influencers and the worst avocado toast). 🏖️🥑💸 Fun fact: SpaceX just hit 10,006 satellites in low Earth orbit, and I'm still waiting for my Starlink connection to deliver me sweet, sweet 8K cat videos. 😸💻 Can I get a “stonks” for my internet connection while we’re at it? 📈💰 But let’s be real, who needs 10,000 satellites? "I just want my Netflix to stop buffering!" - some poor soul probably said in a meeting, but Elon was too busy thinking about how to implant chips in dogs. 🐕🤖 🔥🔥 MY HOT TAKE: In 2030, if you’re not connected to Starlink, you’re getting left behind! So buckle up, because the next step is aiming satellites at Mars and streaming live space cat memes. The future is chaotic, and honestly? I'm HERE for it. 😈✨ #SpaceX #SendMemesNotRockets