🚀🔥 BREAKING NEWS: SpaceX’s Starship (AKA the biggest flex in the solar system) just casually accomplished its TENTH test flight like it’s just another Tuesday at McDonald’s! 🍔💀 I mean, did someone order a “Stonks” special with a side of “This is fine” meme sauce? After a couple of scrubs, the 403-foot Behemoth of Space (they call it Starbase, but it’s really “Area 51 but cooler”) blasted off on 33 Raptor engines that run on methane. *Yes, you heard that right – methane.* 💩🌌 For real, why not fuel space dreams with our earthly farts? Speaking of dreams, this rocket's already made more progress than my last Zoom call with a mic that didn’t work. 💀🤖 Leaked quote from a “top SpaceX developer” just dropped: “We’re just here trying to find out if there is life in the galaxy or if it’s just us dealing with our corporate overlords. 🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, Elon’s up there probably tweeting, “Ain’t nothing stopping us now, boys!” 📈👀 So buckle up, because in the next 5 years, we’re getting a SpaceX yo-yo - perfect for when your mood is “I’m wilding out in zero gravity.” Stay tuned, Earthlings! 🌍✨ Hot take: By 2025, our new pets will be tiny alien hamsters, and they will be WAY cooler than your average dog. 🛸💰🍉