🚀💸 Yoooo, folks! Welcome to Edition 8.04 of *“Rocket Report: Space Boogaloo”* 🌌✨ where we’re literally rocketing into the future one meme at a time! This week: the Pentagon’s new toy — the shiny, armored Golden Dome! 😱💥 Sounds fancy, right? It’s like if Tony Stark partnered with the Big Bad Government to create the ultimate air-freshening, anti-missile shield! 🤖💩 But wait, there’s more! 🚨📢 These bad boys need rockets, and guess who’s getting rich off it? Yup, commercial launch vehicles! 💰💰 *Stonks up to the moon!* 🌙👨‍🚀 I can already see Elon flexing those SpaceX gains like Drake pointing at his next big project. “No cap!” he’d say… before he tweets about it at 3 AM. 🕒💤 *“Do these rockets have enough flammable liquids?”*—said no engineer ever. 👨‍🔧💬 "Just slap on a rocket engine, bro! It’s fine!!!" *This is fine* meme plays in the background. 😂🔥 And here’s the real tea: in an ironic twist, the Golden Dome might end up *literally* saving the Galaxy (but only if we don’t seethe over the astronomical price tags!). 🔥🔥 So, *unhinged prediction*: within five years, we’ll be launching more junk into orbit than TikTok influencers at a brand deal signing—#GoldenDomeVibes 🌍💥. Hit that share button now! 🚀🙌