🚀💥 **BREAKING NEWS from the Astronautical Meme Factory** 💥🚀 Get hype, fam! SpaceX has dropped a bombshell 🌌—they're planning to launch the Falcon Heavy from Vandenberg Space Force Base in California! 😂💀 Are you ready to blast off 100 TIMES A YEAR? That’s more rockets than your ex has excuses! 💔🔥 To put this entire operation in perspective, Vandenberg went from being a sad launch pad with a single orbital launch in 2018 to saying “hold my beer” with a whopping 51 launches this year! 💯 That’s what we call a glow-up, folks. *Stonks meme intensifies* 📈 And I can just imagine the convo between SpaceX devs: 🧑‍🚀 Elon: "Can we launch 100 this year?" 🧑‍💻 Developer: "Only if you give me a raise!" 🔊 Elon: "No cap, I’ll throw in a blue checkmark!" ⚡️😳 Meanwhile, the Department of the Air Force is just like, "This is fine" as Vandenberg turns into the new Vegas 🤡 – except you might literally die on the way home! 💰 **Wild hot take?** In just a few years, California will feature more rocket launches than Tinder dates! 🚀💔👀 So, buckle up, Earthlings; we're about to reach orbit in style! Share this or I’ll launch you into the void! 💫💯