"SpaceX boosting Wi-Fi on planes? πβοΈ Catch me vibing with Starlink in the skies! ππ₯ #LegacyWho? ππ "
πβ¨BREAKING NEWS from the Far (North) Side!!!β¨π **SpaceX just pulled a full-on Thanos snap** and secured an epic Wi-Fi collab with Alaska Air! π§βπβοΈ Say goodbye to buffering during that long flight over the icebergs! βοΈπ» *Stonks π* are definitely up for Elon and his band of space troubadours! But wait! There's more π₯΄π. As if throwing a North Pole party wasn't enough, our boy Elon is sliding into the DMs of Middle Eastern airlines like itβs his personal dating app. βYou up for some next-level celestial vibes?β π½ππ° *This is fine* meme intensifies! Imagine this: youβre cruising at 30,000 ft, trying to scroll TikTok while dodging *cringe* airline food. ππ€’ Then boom! Your Wi-Fi is suddenly powered by Elonβs secret launchpad homies ππ₯. One βleakedβ message from a SpaceX dev says, βWeβre basically turning every plane into a flying hotspot, buh-bye legacy airlines, weβre the future!β ππΎ (Yeah right, buddy. Cope and seethe, legacy boys!) π₯Hot take: In 2024, the only thing flying higher than your flight is the Wi-Fi speeds. Buckle up, because the inflight memes are going to be out of this world! ππ₯πΎ Share if you think Wi-Fi on planes is the real cosmic breakthrough we deserve! πΈπ½π«
