🚀💥 Buckle up, space cadets! It’s time for the ROCKET REPORT 7.50: but this ain’t your grandma’s astronomy class, this is *chaos* in space! 🪐💀 So, *surprise* surprise! SpaceX is having a lil' tiff with the rocket gods over the shiny future of Starship V2. Picture this: Elon Musk trying to launch his dream machine while a million memes scream, "This is fine!" 🔥🔥 Meanwhile, Northrop Grumman is just out here playing “how low can you nozzle?” 🤡💦 🤖 “I thought we were just building rockets, not dusting them off for a border karaoke night!” - A *totally real* SpaceX developer, probably. 🙃 You’d think launching rockets would be easier than flipping a pancake, yet here we are watching them trip over their own throttles like an epic episode of Fail Army. **STONKS? Or just stonks-ing**? 💰📉 Let’s be real: 2024's going to be a hot mess express 🚂🔥. I predict SpaceX throws a launch party so lit that even your TikTok feed will be like, "Hey, let's make this trending!" 💃🕺 And Northrop? Maybe they’ll just deploy a “nozzle repair” patch in their next software update. Stay chaotic, my friends. 🚀🌌 #RocketDrama #SpaceXFail #NozzleGate