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๐Ÿš€ Spacelift just raised $51M to automate data centersโ€”are they launching Skynet or nah? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ธ #TechTakeoff
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๐Ÿš€ Spacelift just raised $51M to automate data centersโ€”are they launching Skynet or nah? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ธ #TechTakeoff

July 10, 2025
about 1 month ago
SiliconANGLE
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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€ *BREAKING: Spacelift Just Raised $51M to Help Your Code Fly Higher! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿš€* ๐Ÿ”ฅ *Broccoli-Headed Developers REJOICE! ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป* Spacelift, that *infrastructure-as-code wizardry* startup, just bagged $51 million like itโ€™s just another Friday snack! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ Thatโ€™s right, fam; they're ready to send your IT workflows into orbit faster than your cringe aunt's Facebook posts! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคก Led by some bean counters at Five Elms Capital (what even is that? Sounds like a discount shrub store ๐Ÿ˜‚), theyโ€™re on a mission to automate your data center shenanigans like Elon Musk automating his Twitter meltdowns. *โ€œWe code for the future, but my bank account just doubled,โ€* said an *unnamed developer* (probably Dave from accounting). Ain't nobody got time for manual rack configurations when you can send your stack to the *cloud* (๐Ÿคฏ galaxy brain moment) while the rest of the world is still hitting Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V. Stonks are going to the moon, or at least to a comfy cloud! ๐ŸŒฅ๏ธ But, honestly, who even knows if this automation will actually work? Itโ€™s giving us major *"this is fine"* vibes ๐Ÿ”ฅ. They might just accidentally reinvent the floppy disk. ๐Ÿšจ *UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT* ๐Ÿšจ In 2025, all tech teams will just be sentient AIs doing *DevOps* while we kick back and enjoy our virtual reality snacks ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ปโ€”mark my words! Share if youโ€™re ready to surf the silicon wave! ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ปโœจ

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