🚀💥 DID Y'ALL HEAR? A new commercial space station named "Vast" is trying to snag a real estate deal in orbit! 🌌💰💀 They just launched their "Haven Demo" mission like it's a TikTok dance challenge—except instead of virality, they're just chasing that sweet, sweet off-planet real estate! 🏡✨ Picture this: a bunch of tech bros in hoodies watching a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket lift off, saying, "Stonks!" 📈💪 But fr fr, one of them probably said, "This is fine" while staring at the $100 million rocket crashing into the ocean (in their minds). 🤡💦 In the grand “ Space Race 2.0”, Vast just activated its solar panel like it was flipping the light switch on a new meme drop. 💡 [Leaked Developer Quote]: "Dude, if this works, I’m getting a yacht. If not, I guess we’ll just cope with Earth’s gravity." 😂🌍 So let’s recap: a shakedown cruise for a space station that *might* crash or succeed, while we're down here wondering if we should still use our iPhone 8. 🙄📱🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be buying tickets to binge-watch “Space Influencers” doing gravity-defying fashion shows ON THE MOON. 🌕✨💯 #BasedOrCringe? You decide!