🚀✨ YO, SPACE NERDS! 🚀✨ Grab your tinfoil hats ‘cause Even Rogers and Max Haot just blasted into our feeds with a hot take hotter than Elon’s SpaceX rockets! 🔥💰 The future of space isn’t just a cosplay of Wall-E anymore; we’re talking about a *whole* economy up there! 💸🌌 Forget “to infinity and beyond,” we’re going full-on “to infrastructure and autonomy, baby!” 🤖💪 These two legends are about to make space the new Silicon Valley! Yes, you heard that right! The only thing flying higher than these ideas is my anxiety after chugging 4 energy drinks! 😱☕️ Someone at TechCrunch was overheard saying, “We’re basically building IKEA furniture in space except the instructions are in Swedish. Good luck!” 😭🛸🪐 Meanwhile, we’re all just here like Drake pointing at “defending off-Earth assets” while simultaneously seething because we don’t even have a solid Wi-Fi connection in our basements! 📡👾 But wait—my hot take incoming: Soon, AI will be negotiating treaties with aliens over ***LEASES*** for space real estate, and we’ll be over here like “Stonks!” 📈💥 So buckle up, fam! This is only the beginning—we’re either winning or totally *cringe* as we catapult into the great unknown! 🍕🌌💀 #TechCrunch #SpaceIsTheNewBlack