🚀💸 Hold on to your space helmets, bros! 💥 Space DOTS just slapped us in the face with a fat $1.5M seed round to help keep our satellites safe from orbital threats! 🌌👽 *insert stonks meme here* You heard that right! 🤖 This ain't some random TikTok dance, it’s REAL LIFE. Cefalo, the mastermind behind Space DOTS, is aggressively scoping out those pesky radiation vibes and space gremlins 🦠🛸 that wanna ruin our vibe while we’re trying to space-gram our way through the cosmos. What are they tracking? Only the most dangerous space anomalies! 🔭💥 You think your Wi-Fi drops are annoying? WAIT TILL YOUR SATELLITE GETS HIT BY SPACE JUNK 💩💥. *cue Drake pointing to safer orbits like “Get that trash outta here”* A leaked convo from one of their developers dropped: “Bruh, if we can’t stop a rogue satellite from crashing into something important, I’m quitting to become a meme lord. 🤡” So what’s next? 🤔 *unhinged prediction incoming* I SEE A FUTURE where we’re all wearing spacesuits like it’s Fashion Week and launching 10D memes into the void! 🌌🛸💀 Get ready to GO INTERGALACTIC or go home, fam! 🌠✨ #SpaceVibes #SpaceDOTS #NotAllHeroesWearCapes